A Good Laugh

THE DAILY. ASTOMAS,'
ATHLETIC NEWS
T
i
&
LUI
(iiiml Ail lie
For Some of
Spurt
Vminii
Ant tu
tu's
Min n.
II. mull piny III liny culm' Imiilil liM'i'l Willi
Any Irlllll Uli
m lull
la ii ilia
Inrlira IihiiIiI know lit" mimii nf
ill (ml, mill mi) train ilml playa Hi)' IhiII nml
nut tin' mini in Knin Hi" mi'iiiliy f Hi"
vli lnry, All alnmM rr"
iiiiin ii m-l- l
.lll ViT"
naaiiWllt lllll
llirllllicr Hull W'm.iI
.iiv atrlri nin.nih.ii In din Lull, nml hvuM
milling In iiuiliii I will) i!ii Imrly mul
i
msltl
Tli refnrwi U
rimgli
Hm; nil Ilml Inkn plum iliirlnn
ri.f ruiiuh l
Ip'hI'I
n U.iiic l iili.lri lil IniUill' lli'li. Il
r) ililim
fallow Hik lull i liwly and
thill liiii'iia. l lllll Ilia ilii'lalull pnilllptly.
tr
li
off
Ilirn ln umliHuK any wriiniilliig. mul when
all)""1' lllUlli'l t'iull. (iilll. ilHIHK. )
A fvwenrli
liiiil Iniliii .lluli.iy
Willllit aiaill itil llm tlli'k.
U"
ali.iiil.l
jTtialllre
inmi: frvaldelit John II. IHrkliiaoii.l lmrlca
Il.t'riN'ker, Hugo l. Kiel nml J. I' Munwrll
ul
I m Hi"
(oreiioon o July Mh" Miillnoiuiih
,
r
liy
gri'dl ili'iii nf riiliim.itil la
"lull will hold it '.i' lull" arlilor, nml o
a. III. Iniraa nl d w .ni ura. I'd rt or (iiiim
wad run., otrr Hi..; iinaluim ,nui.
til" w ill piny 11 uiinii', mul whi'ii dm. Iio. I piny I loir will he flr.t an mid mnl third rl". In
tiiiiillM'r mnl an mi, iintn Ignoring tiny utlinr
Ihi III rii'iila.
jilnyrra wlin I, ni i ll In ilnip In, Willi Hi"
.rtwa itirn" nl .liiylnt(. dnl Iihm in wmi
The i.iinli it I II) ryrlrra, Hn Joa... I nl,.
lltnll miiii IiIiimiiI mliuli il ,lnj iTa rliiBM.i-ii- ,
alili'a,
lilts nrrangril mi alertrle light iitwl for Wid-nr.- .
lay, Juiio.li.
A
fnlr I'limir".
Cycling Cluba
The I nlllornln AioK-lntrnrr prrpHrliig for tin. iiililaiiiiimrr mud ru.r
for (In- link .1 ui.il HmiiiIIIou trophy, to rotue
oft mil in., ii (ii .
t
of the .New Vmk City
Tne liiw eommlili
Tli" laltura mul Irnv.-IHiIni'ii wlm ilnm-la III l.r liiipril III llll- - future wllfll galll"
Aalnrlrt aiik III flulii.rlng Irrina of tin. Ibaiid of Al'lrrnirii. a (oinmllt'-- fr..m Hie
('
Imuiio
Ilml
"ir
ill
pluiiM
VS
art1
mid the
ii . of Ihe I., A
iillr) a anil Hie i i.urli-al- i a almw n tlii'iti liy tli" lliwid nl I
will t.tmln (nun miiklug alurrlhg ri'innrk"
Ciaii lilug I tub in" riidianorlng lo wtahll.h
rluli'a iiii'mlM.ra.
Klxilil llm 1 telling Irnlne during tlir gutllf. H
a art of nnt rnli lor ull aorta of vrhlcba ao
a1"""'
llm rlln'llirlll lllll nf
i.fli II tllki-na to Inaiiin h 111 ii i ii i.i mnnlier of neeldriiU
mliiig
Hi"
tin- - nMrr nml lirlUT rlrllinil la
iliiily
(ur
fur
Ita
ua
Tli"
wik
tnin.
by rollialou.
Hik VI. Il.na
Ik li.llnw
i .ni. i tm I, l.r.l.l. a milking
and trailing thrill In llillih tlmv Hultinlny. II. XVI.
Tlir rlnin.,f Iti.ui.. Nrw York, hate
lltr nil Iniallln friillllde, Inatrad li( lit III" Mniiilriy, I', rimin-- r
i
In'riiM l) m li.i.-- l by an ordinance pro
W, II V'nlla"
lunula u( flllMlda ,w lirthrr V h'lurliilia nr lull. Tn.-U)- ,
bll.llli.a wl.niliiir on alilrwitlka iilltaltle llir
Mra Ingulla
I, i, .In. .a
i
.rt ol Hi" elly. Mnaa iiurtlugi wrrr
W.'.liira.lny, II I'iiiih iI
lt algnlng III"
.'..nt. iii.uir I iinal llir iilo.-riii- '
lila.nl , .
Wr.llira.1n), Mlaa 1
Kliuilly th"
y
oi.llimuir an., uii-otl"TlilllnllO, P. M
i t M.miiIiiV earning lli" llwam's mul Hi"
tuti.ii u.rrii.li .1 il.r ordliiaiirr mid wlieob
Krlilu), U'.ii W'llkliiKiii
(m-In.-l- i
A I t will miM
i.ii Hi" hal h r.ni ii , Ktlitny, Mra. K V, IWI
how it. e tl.r atilrwtilka.
mul n limit gam will auirly l.n uil tavfure
w
III turn uiil
tlir. I'tii.ti.v 1 Imt n giHt "Miwit
'I Inh.. i.ffl.r rinp Infra of llrooklyn, S'
Mra I'tai'l la now ii. lo tli" tminl nniolig
u iiIhiiiI ani ln(, ua II alnillM I III" In I
!
Y., Ii.tt" lorililda lil.'lrlr rllltl.
w Itli M. Mint JinlKlng ty I lie (.inn In
lli.. Imt
Inliti'll tnyrd ut tlulnr tlila aitiatnt.
w lit. Ii tlir lit. II. a uir luiwllng,
ii. it . k will
to Mra prnrl, Mra
almw rt amfi' of ,'ai rlt
lilMlt.W.
r'mll-til- l
Ima Ink. 11 am II II Ii" til nil IllrUnaln
I In.-- ,
Mra
l'Una..i, Mia I liiillrr. Mr.
lni!t..il alii" that a Until rolling tlii lii.rU.a
Mra
mill nr Mlaa iNiil.laoll,
Imh-ii
i.rymilml
Hi" ll"il r nia, Ima rrrratly
Pirvlniia, llir Kitinr roll of V. M. pwyer, III
m
It." rttrr Any .ly rr In Irl.mg In I I' II H..1. ) a
n !:. ii.ll.l, ilrlt lug rtulah, won the (r.-u- l
Wna mint.' In
i0
iimaterly
lln Ill llltlat Wrl.ll 'lllll Iraa limit '.HI lullllda. (ualiinii, mnl la
Im.w Iril In Anirrlmii Hlukr. ri. nl at llravrai iid. New
llir llilr.l larai
tli.y Ullrlnl wr"illig j I tin
mill It ! Ilh't.
ork, ami lauilr.t u ll",(i' prlrr forbla owiirr.
nllr)a.
III" gri.ntl.la W till limit iiiHitmlila Wlmll Ihrlr
t
rum iui.i..
Hr
na
llm. r..tnra.
W
Alilrrl.'all ( ih kr.l Hal
rrk rintli g June la,
ilny III" l"Tl liy tt
umnalng, If nut w) fUat
ll.'ial rnta
lirll III"
will iritutnly '
Niltlia
all. n.t v I ol'liilli Itnrllniliitni'W It Inalng i. S lirtrtlii
tillllla i(.!r... rlirli ln, lie mil ar.'lirr
r. M. linttn
(H'lll lllr r'nla, ua llirlr gMll k""irr la It ciiai ii. iiiugii.t
ilmnli , atutiillnl I Ir.l Inrlira, Wrlifha .Vji I.. I
1ihiii.Ii uinl la (ri l i llirln a ni'fi aa
Man)
hrrrlt)
K C r. Anbury
II
lri
Tlir atmiillng III llir l.rcltiUB lo itlitr la
'
.nllg
II t
l
J,
l
llwrt.'..
r'orl I miliy
Nnhrnltw
M.
VI
r
t
tlir Hnntll
tml
'..
llamt Irani Ima not
Illtlil train. K
aiioni l Imi" goxl
It
)rl .li)r1.
ll rt lor
"liik lii nt tliirni."
M
111"
,
m,!"--
!
Mrlinwall
1'l.krli
I'rkr
I.
Ima. Vrlhnmlil
Jai. flftUyx.n
Ilullimn Wla"
m
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il
l
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ft
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luu
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a
2V
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III
In
lmr"t
gnmr
arrlra
Tlir arr.tn
tirlwrrn lung II. u. Ii u, I II." Nhrtl a on.
Hnlur.l.iv, tlir f.'tli. tlir fiirmrr w lulling liy '
foul to nil It la rri.it.,l tlmt tlir ling
It. m il train i lu) l it n due gmn".
III
.1
M
i.i
imt
.. . M
T..il VS. T. ivrr:.lg.
point. I. H. Pultnnglia ...
llrm-t- l
a r r,
II II
!':.
..r.
Wnn, I iiat, limw
lianira
aaia'lal lot) ,'
t'ginril l"la)".
l.n.1
g.l
A
Wna
CKICKI
I.
1 he ln. nl plnyrra lrn" tmilghi for Portlmnl
wlirro tliry go lo inn-- l llir M iilltinmnh crlrk-rtrl- a
in tlir ItUrr.l.tr gr.ilimll.
llraaoii
Whv
Krniu
The lileyele mill littte In'ld ninellliga and
sialnnlly n( liil", ninl wua r' nr'li-.- t liy llm
arliii'li'il romiiillliiHi to reHirt 'ill bllllillng
ilmiillil arum nf I I.
Inn k a in Toiigur I'olut nml armiml Hmltli'a
Polnl, whlrli will glte the iiiiiiierotia wIim
.
ll la iituh'raKiinl III"
plenty of egerelae
'llm Inillra urn allowing liiullinl liuprmn-mi'iilIn
Uinl a.'.in-like ia'i du mil alny mi llm iiiiiiiIIIi' la inrrlliig Willi grrnt auni-aImiiril Inil u iiilniili'i :tu hi.i ma in ,g I lt. t"-- ii gnltlllg allharrlpllolla,
In r iiiiiulii r In ulity.
Kvrryoiie In nml iirouud lb" elty alioulil
Mia, Inmilla', ai'i.rn u( 411 gl vi a rii.li u n aiil.arilli" to Hie blrtrlii filtid, na Hiliialiliiua
I,!
In III" muni', lill'l tin iliilllil Hint ai'iirn will hi. during III" winter iiimilha winilil grt roil.
In liti'll li.' a. t wim'U, I'llln r liy Hi" i'lminiini nr vrnlili. bum lit from Hi" Irni ka.
Mra. Hlllii'
Tli" A. V. (' loiiiinlllM' on lileyele rifea
will
inerl thla wt. kiiml itrrunge for u arrli a
K,
K.
I'mi'l
nr
mul
Mia TIiiiwiii
Mr.
iIo'iik
rond rnr. . lo Ijttew plncu ua noon ua lloml
ol
In
i'IiIm
aiinliiu,
nml
i
uf
ilirin
I'.ni.lali ill
atrrrt la III I iillilllli.il.
In .ii llm ii'iiii'l
Tli" ullr)
r" Uif Mxir iln) "r na hi-I- I ua fur
g.Miil nli. a, uinl l'llilllllia run lllllkn till) nulliti
ilml rvi'iyuii" lullii.
V"ry Kinilr I'jr ais-lnUl Mirti'liln la glvi-h
riNint Wlm Wlalii--
ABhCM) Plll'Pl.AH
The
Tin: wiii i.i..
Miir.ua P. Mrirr uud (litirge Mwnrdiw
bate i.h ii, J ii. (ullnr.iiia for the Kngllah
right, to thr tvrl. nr prlrr-rlu- g
plrlurea.
The Pacific Aa.ortatlon W ill be rrpnrlllHl
at II r Intrrnuliiiiiiil t h. nil, Intl. hip inii'tlug
at Clilrngooii July I, by i. H Hrltmr nnd II.
K. Ilrawrr,
1 1tr fnriurr
will ioinirlr In ihe
fifty, 'artriily-ltt- e
uml one buiulriKl yard
rnr. a, ami thr Intl. r III the ?i. im.hnlf and
mil". It. tiror In.l.l. tlir hit mlrnb) anl Anu r
lean record,
l1
who la
(iua lluhlln. Ilic I'lilo
l
malrlii.l lo unlit .1. rtili-- In July, Ima arnvr.1
from Ih" rn.t Hp la In rharg" f Illlly Mini
driir Mian, ling rt f i I Inrlira lu helglil aud
wrlglilug lial
uiida, he aliould pmve a powerful auiagonl.l. Hr la aald to have bealrd
hlrtr ll lK.nnrll lu lliiiiird IkiiiL
bivy-wrlgb-
a
Chuinloii Kllfalniiiioua aynilhlra with
porxtua. lie l ani.t In I tfery devout when
not rt.gtirr.1 In piilvrrtr tug an ntlveranry.
lo re Ihi' brutality coiuea
Imi lu. aiiiiot
In. aa iikni uf t.y llir cloth.
r
The follow lug lnria Hill rrpn'irnl III" A.
William t arm y, of Cblrugo, champlnn
I". I'. Aatliiuy
rnptalll', W. II Wllkrn
1.1, tmik
I.At . ill. lay r rltlltg tli" llnii'll tnlkril nt "ll, K llrll, C. ( Illt lil., R I ill. .IIU. J. hallill nll pin) rr of lb" wcl, oil Ji lie
of a aorlra uf arven playitl,
Irwnia ii, .1 r oll I'nnl.l miit llwmi'. ill llwrnxi. Tlriti.mmi.li. J. Tlinmiui, V T. Hevrrlilgr. M. U gninra mil
rrom Jninra trtgenild. rbumpltui of Ireland.
II.. tli I 'lul.. ill nk lliry limo n iiiortcngr mi M, Plrkrti, A. H. Tn nml K. M. (limn.
llir U.ittl. v rn. nirr tiny ilnllnra wna ro.
lo lr.l ill It..- nut.. Tlivllwurnim provnl toil
The A. V. C. .nil itn.wa. There lire tell
Multnomah a u ill p ity ('. V. I ttwrrinr lenp
for inriulK.rhlp ixaitcd, thla wik.
Inn. Ii (nr tlir atin.ly aolill. ra , mnl won tit n In
A
I,
V.
K.
H.
Hrtlll,
II.
Inwaloil,
Int.
b" rlub la now In it floiirlahliig condition
lioln .,( tin..' lo nil". 1 wna II Imtll" nt Iii.trmt, W. ullia. J, (liliniiti, II. Illpglry,
l
A
gllillla unit no .lull I.I 111" nral Irtitll glll".l
nud Ima n Inrgr rurolliiieul.
rnalrrmnl H 11 llowlti).
111" li.iliola. nltliolik'li ll la ri'l'ortril III" Fort
l
tioya dl.l llir
train work.
The reading limit- - r taken moiilhly by the
The Aitorln Irani will l.r tlir gnrala uf the
A. K. C. I. much larger than anyone not Inm
Multiiomnh'i
Holla".
Whllr
Ih"
l
III llirlr
C. will Iimk lii look wr
Tli" A.
formed, would inuigine. The apera, mnga-lnr- a
kli ka Winn tliry inr.-- t llir llwaro Irnin or
rio.lUiili ftiriilahttig excellent
nnd
tiny w III anltrr ilrdnt frolii I tic Inip iiidii.
lu the bllllnrd nxilil. nnd a giaid dcul
nl r red It I due th" committee who have Ihe
library In charge, na very few athletic cluba
Weekly and the
ItASl. HAI L
Aalorln la
ntliilly mi .niitlr rtty, mid tnke audi m.era u Hitrpcra
enrh aiirn'rillng yewr w III w ltmoa mi Inrri'Wai' rVlfiuinc Ainrrltan.
Arniniirinrnla ur" lirltig iM.rr'ttii lor it III plnutir" rrwft on the rlvrr, until iHaitlng
al porlliini' hnila nil iillirr forma nfoullng mid m rrif
Lull mimmmrnt In In.
The inriiiliera of lb A. F. C. are miitem-plntln- g
giving mi athletic exhibition lu the
tlurliiK lliv Knnnli of July ri'llirtlnn, i'ii llnu.inml .nii'l lint!. m'a M'airt mnoiig the
I. ul I'lulia.
rori'inoal rlllraon Ihr riaiat In Innrlii" a"irt, full, mid by thr way they are keeping lip their
na wrll na III liinrlup oomuiiTi'lnl prmllg".
It practice the tuning nml wrcaCIng bouta will
la mrprlaliig ihm, ludiilr, ao Utile nllrntlnii he it aurprlac lo the membera who nre not In
Tli" Ailatrnllnn Ima" twlllata will amin Imvr Ima
Inrii glvrn to tit la Inlrrralllig mid mint rloae touch wllh thla butucli uf aKrta.
lor Hi" Alliintlrt ronat wlirr" tin')' will ilny wliiilrannir
pu.tlim., I, ill Ita gmwlh will be
aointi of Hi" rollrti" nnmlriir timna.
w llh tlml of the
elty, nml, no doiiln, evrn
While every ihthoii ciinnot luive nn
fltalir.
nlnitiihiiil In' .nl of bnlr. It In poHslblc, with
whllr
Pnltltniiro Inula Hi" iiiillntml
euro nnd ihe uae nf lliiU'n llulr rcnewcr,
HI. Iinla Iiiii ll firm Imlil on llio rUrrtlir
I.nal Huinlny Murk Wnrren mid pnrty were
to grow a renjievUible hlrwullc covering.
rmr.
aiilling mi thr rlvrr. They tom-lin- l
nt the
luiny atnt Ion mid look udvuntitge of Ihe brlak
flue
The yonrly "InW Jltifca" uf Hi Miiltiiniimli brrrii. tlmt apniiig up lo mrvnl them
Mill Inline.
"lull w III tir glvi'ii toil it y.
K.I':
I)ATIN;.
MOHNLNG
SUNDAY
Ii
20, lb"J7.
I'nnprr
Aiiwerv
n..'
llf ,' raid a
"Nil ) (ml of ten
aiirgriin In Ihu writer, "lint the eye ran I
taken out for recalta J.'.tllk Hi wurka r.f a
wa'rli, ami airalu ret'lan d In tlia) avwki-- t
ll win liefnre, A "nrnrnt'a re(l""trii
anyone h'w fin toaaliiio Dili
iiikIiI In i ti
wriubl I.e. Aaa m il rr (if f"l tba er l held
ln ta'il liiii'e'ea.Hn't,
III plara by mi lenrrtlian
III oritur t'i turn ll mil of the anrkel, al b ail
four of llieae wnii'd buve lo be rut tlirotiab,
I( l
llealili-.- ,
brain by a
I'Oiiiiav led Willi 'b
thlrk nerve whli It cannot bt nt'efli' d. and II
la aim mime ted wph lite In. Mr nf tl,r lni;l
by lilunil vaaarla, and If tliry were rut il.er
r iiuld in ti r l.a re il.lled.
I'' rliai a a tlnn. will
enu.e a bi n a a dra'l tt n wltl be
to
life: but you may feel a a(lr aura llm' tl."
of tliee
la a aurul-ira- l
removal and
fnal Dit Will min i bn erf'i(md.
"Anntber rxtiaurdiiiary lepular brllif la
cold.
llial rra.eelng the iiaitire of a
Ymi will hear lli" it u'l liHa lignit li n anylrttf
nf (old liulile tour
llial It (a due lo nn i '
body, and they w: adrlae you to me a timet
ard plaXer 'io draw nut Ihe en .),' In reality
t be cold la "In ily an i ' "a i f heat In.b'e
and lla rt.ii.lnrd plat'er la lulrnilcl lo draw
nut Hie brut What hnpiieiia whan you gt a
cld la llial Ike t uo!ln nf the nut.lile of the
body a'pin tea Ihe bl'Kid ve.aela and fnreea a
lot tnurt lilm d Into Hie lui.ga limn raa Imi a"-rniuivdatrd. They heroin rexularly fin dvl
ml gorged, and the rraul la rea'ly
ferer.
ibuugli wrrall Mac Id.
"II nii it until llilug Ui in a k a a miatake
al.oiil thr value of
Ira lo a l k man, In, I
I aaaure y.il that lititulradi of lire, bat
beru
li.it llili. nrli the leiMiir r ermr Hit! birf tea la a
m.urlabliig ..1 ll (an .llilug tin. re than water
g .alia of
In which Ilia plea.ai I and itliMtil.-itl- t
It, l.rrl are d'.oltril. nnd baa the aarne eflrrt
tul
nf whltk. y trie ( h ,a te. Put It
aa
hit acirrriy a I atllr I" i f aiilrirti. nt. and lilh
doemra and Ihe pulit' hav
'arvn to ileal h
.r.,,lr tita.i I would ikj u aiat. llimagh
iruir
tf
1.
Th
llrrf may be nuking t"o
IT IS WORTH . . .
or It may b making loo llitl.
y. Ihe leinetty for "n of thrae dlanider
wntil'l make Hi r.thar worn than
ver. Do
that when a (.rraon rueomuierida nonieDi'iif aa
laelitir 'good f.r the liter,' )ut think thai It
may l a 0 for bla liver, but not for your
A VISIT TO THE NEW LOUVRE CONCERT
"tVoiiian ar far wo'ae Iha'i mm In thair
HALL
f am
al.nui the Ixeiy and Hi allnietit
unit itre that mil of every mi hundred chilAn intereatintf proarnra ot star ilrfu tions i on for the week
dren who die under "rt year old fifty are ar
6Dd tliere i ilm.cirjK on the main floor between
each ait
through
Itul'y killed
the ino.'her'f belief lb t
f.Hnl la not nourishing U' b'.a 4 la ..ld. They
don t Uii.leratund thai !'ii I Ik ha. nil linmen.e
amount of aolul in all. r illatolved In ll, a. augar THE FINEST CONCERT HflLIt
Ofl TjHE PACIFIC COAST
ladi.atilrrd In wtiler; m. d ' they give tli
and bread, which
i lil'dl.n
they ij.d po mora dlireat Ilia-- , they riiuld dlgeal
Iron nal'.a 7hare. iltliaili .it life o' ntlaery
ami then denlb, wbl I ho." of ua who luanag
ESSIE FEED
SADIE DEWEY
MAY WALTON
BLANCHE
LEWIS
lo .'irvln; am in .ilo martyr to dyaortla all
our day.
MrnnKcra in Aatoria wili find it a capital plncu to visit
"Many belle fa are merely abanrd wltb'nit be....tOKNEH HKVENTH AS1) IiOND KTI.TKT8 . . . .
la c
Hair, for li.aiahf
ing ilangrtoua
of aliiitcl tha, me male'lal aa th fin
ger iikiN, ami It I oerfeetly dead f lilting tbe
(Jeortre Hnrria baa jnat arriyed from Kan Francisco, gml Biibbv Boyle
null .f It (anno iiowibiy make it grow, alfrom the Laat, l.ulU will appear at tbe matinee today.'
though ll doe. ,..eeiit tbe hair from at. Iltlng
ui.; In roll the hair hrroin whllr In a liiKbl,
guy iiioic thn a wig. W hen ovel
Iikij the
way. dev-rla peraou l hair at a'andlig on
ef phenomenon tlut la per- end lin y
liit' aalble. Many of lh tower anlinala
bate llitle inuw lea aitaehed to the halra by
which thy can erect them; but human beluga
bar nu aueli wnaclea, ni-- r any other meaue f
making their balr aland on end, xceol their
baiida and a comb and bruiti.'!,
all egiri
mii' li till
KM KM.
Fakir
M
JUNE
A Good Laugh
HtarM Tlilw Weekt
Chnrlia
Delicacies
V. Drown bud mil n trim entfl
the Tnligtiti oil HilliiUy inoiiiliig. The
wind wua now Imre to be fniiiid. mid the bi'iit
tlm (illlllrtl tlf tin" Aalorlll, TIUIIIIIA lllll wuirnrrliil upliy llm IIikkI tide uml ft pnlr of
wwk-onra, but aipmll blew upon the return trip
(iri'goil Itnllil Cllll.a In wnil III III" ""tml
rrporl of tniiriimiiiMil luiwllng, mill the f"W mid the mill ennie duwn lu tnrrenla. The
r
rliiumi'i In lliiirrlnllveatiiinlliig of tlmlMiwi-- membera of tho party enjoyed (?) tlirinarlvra
nf the thoroughly,
r"Kirti'il, Intarniiai'a tlm
hmhm'IiiIIoii U mult Hi" rrgtiliirworkly biil'c?.
Servel In Every Style
tin till wii'h. KUni l w ill Ik' iiiml" li provpnl
Emaliia
Hogrra,
ue- Mnaa.,
Woreeator,
hna
of
(inntlirr fiilltire. Dr. mtithnrn l ngnl" In replrd the I'lmlleiign of K.ddle luirnnn, ot Known to the Art
flrat pliirp, Hurt, of Miilltinimili, Imvlnu Toronto, to row for 11, mm n aide, the rare to be
the wivk. row imI lu Wori'eaterut
ilni.iril to the iKl clnaa dilrl
Day
mi eni'ly iliitc.
Iliirrkliiinlt la In oronitil pli'W, linvlng
Inive
y
OF THE SEA
THE COCKTAIL WENT THE WKOSG WAY.
private
Astoria Electric Supply Co.
KEEPS
fr.r-Suppli-
The ehooner yncht will enrry a pluaaure
pnrly to Fhtvel till morning, nml In the afternoon will innko ft trip to I'lllnr Hock. Mr.
Norrla, tho owner, ud Citpttiln Klorln have
put the Utile venael In neat trim for auinmer
erulalng.
The annual regatttt of the Brooklyn Yacht
Club wo lulled on June 12 over the elub
eonraee.
Rooms
Family
for
Shoalwater
Crawfish.
Ladles
Bay
and for
Parties.
Bavarian. National and Kopp's Beer
on Draught.
WIRING
&
REPAIRING.
4aOlCommerclal Street.
The Pacific and Han Franelaco Yacht cluba
will, In all probability, amalgamate. The
ooufcreuoe oommlttoe from the former club,
appointed to dlaeuaa the subject with a lira-tlcommittee from the latter organisation,
comliU of Commodore Herbert Law, chalr--
"Pride of..
..Kentucky"
...and...
There . a certain young man who la Jut at
nreretil rtiinluatliig over th trulam that jou
can i 'cr tell alxiut womau. He eune to New
cby mnre
Yoik
few yean aro from a Vten-noted fur lit .irty than earthing e lie. ami ba Also
Medicinal . .
Repsold
be-r.f late llvlni al an uptown hotel. Oddly
g
baa.
II
uellrvli thai
enough, th early piety lot Hied la him waa
Cooking
Purposes
Brandies
" Very almllar l ll e Intlief ihat an igla aa n t laaii' g: be baa ailpjd from grace at diver,
grrrtl al a pr uiid of in' al. If
u fee.) yourarlf timri, and in a certain way cultivated a una
on rgga am rdllig In Ihu nhturd theory, yn for tbe cup that rbecr. There arrived at bla
will Hm l.ly alnlve ii. nu akla ami I ui.r. 7 be hotel recently a little party from bit home
beef.
rral yalu of an eyg la It. wrlfht in
ily. 1 he party tontlatrd of auold genl ematt,
i that It wt.nld take atiatlit r.'fl of ti e average bit wile and their daughter. The old man waa
(lf
e
to upply ti
a pt'uiid of mral.
,)i
II
a friend ef the ynnng man' father, and lb
Tbrn lhrr la Hie unlreria'. fallacy about Ihe young man bad a alight acquaintance with
I
any
that a million of money la both father ard daughter The eblerly man
dare
llrrr
a'ut trery year on theTl!vi.ra ( Arnerli alia, axed the (ounk'er one to din w 'tn blm lu the
and aU.iil nine biimlri-.- i tbi.ii.aiid of that aunt trenlug. and lb Invitation waa accepted.
t
doea Ii ail tit inatrad of gm-dIhe liter la
When the dinner hour rolled around the Afuraome 'ieiarltaaa arnngtd that thetl-derl- r all that a man needs, do matter how well ba
lo about ot buudred ilbrawa, and th
Into ;ti dining room.
Utile party ttrnlled
couple should tit at our table and tbe may be fixed. "
I
cure for any one of brie mar liilrti-ifan) They found the room filled to overflowing, and young man and the daughter tat at another.
Ho saying, be made a careful selection and
other nf the Utiiety nine. Tnlak one caae aa It wat linpo.-lti- l.
'0 gat feur Malt together. Ttiii man bad acquired a habit of piatolng a threw the smaller of the two clubs sway.
dinner wltb a cocktaiL lie knew well tbe
Then tbey realised that even a tramp find
feeling of bia boat on thla tubjert, but be that there are limitations to club life.
wanted tbe cocktail badly. Be knew the
waiter alao, and calling him over, told blm
THE OVLY WAY
quietly to bring a cock ull In a teacup. Tbe
waiter trailed knowingly and went off. Shortly
'Ho vou." asked the newlr antra
ahala
be returned wltb a teacup and the young man
alone knew It contained a cheering mixture of are NebuchadmizarT I have always wanted
to asc yon why you ate that grass."
whLakrjr and bitten.
Tbe shade of Nebuchadnezzar coughed unTbe waiter was In bit day and generation a
wlae man. He bad teen thla particular man easily. "To tell tbe truth," he said, "my wife
drink lu tbe houae under all conditions, bat Insisted on having the anus cut rlfht amr
nrrerby rtealth He aet bit gigantic brain to and the family next door bad borrowed tba
wirk and be evolved the idea that the wrrecy lawn mower.
waa for the bee-fi- t of tbe girl, and to he act
the cup down directly in from of her and
HE WAS.
smiled wltb a
nnirk at tbe man.
Ihe man (lowered and choked, but could say
"Yon are looking for a Job, I suppose," said
nothing. Tbe girl looked iiupicloualr at tbe
for
enp, and then picked It np and ameiled It. Una. TlUlngbast, Ironically, to Tired Taddlea,
was offered
Not a single 1807
waa a boot to speak.
Then a great Ilgbt came Into bei face and abe who
pale
Each
30 were
"Yon have guested correctly tbe flrat time,
fairly beamed. Fhe raised the cup to her llm
and pausing, smiled across st tbe man and ssid Madam," replied Mr. Taddlea. "My applicawas ridden from 1,500 to 10,000 miles J 00
tion for a consulate Is on file at Washington."
softly:
over the roughest
miles a day, mind
"It wsa ao kind of yju! Ju-- t what I wanted.
Not a single break
roads in
No one but jou would have thought of it. PosAT THE CLUB.
itively yon ar a genlm," and while the melWe know
in anv part of
low liquid flowed down the girl't throat the
man sal and blinked and blinked. Now he
"When I ait and see a man play solitaire all
thinks that the younger generation of that tbe evening I always think be moat like
Tillage is not so bad after all, and he Is talking himself pretty welL"
Tlaitto his borne
of making a
"Yes, and It looks as though he had a sort
of monopoly In it, too.
"Hermitage"
t'r
for
California
anl
rA
CARLSON'S
FAMILY
103 Twelfth
LIQUOR
STORE,
Street
Over 100,000 Miles of
Road Riding
Columbia
pratically tested.
unt'l
you
Connecticut.
the thirtv.
that
COLUMBIA BICYCLES
POINTS OS FAMILIARITY.
INCONSISTENT.
Tlff
will give greater satisfac- tion in 1S'J7 than before. tkPlUv
to all alike
$60, $55, $50, $45
1896 Columbias, $75
Hartfords, i
POPE MANUFACTURING
COMPANY
Sixth Street, Portland, Oregon
132-- 4
A few bargains in
second-han-
d
Columbias
and others. Lists on application
Kopp's
"Best"
DRINK....
Tbe North Paolflo Brewery, of which
Mr. John Kopp is proprietor, makes beer
for domestic anil export trade.
"How long have jou been In EomeT" asked
"That busy Mrs. Trimble Is one of tha
Pope Pius IX.
women who have determined to form themanswer.
wa the
"Three wet-ks"Ah, then," said his Holiness, "you have selves into a street cleaning band."
"Well, you Just ought to see the conditio
seen Rome. And bow long have you been
here?" aakd he, turning to the second visitor. her kitchen Is In."
"Three months," waa the answer.
to
"You then," continued the Pope, "have
THE LITERATURE OF THE DAY.
xe Rome. "And you, sir." turning
anally to the third of his visitors "how long
Prison Librarian What sort of book would
have you been here?"
you like to haver
"Three years," was the reply.
Convict Got any bicycle catalogues?
"Then vou," said the Pope, "have not began
Argonaut
to see Rome." San Frabcisco
DID Ar) SHE WA8 TOLD.
MVTl'AL REUARD.
T told you half an hour ago ts
Mistress
turn on the gus In the parlor, Bridget."
"Hohen-linden"
Bridget "Sure an' I did, mum; don't yes
When Sir Walter Scott repeated
smell itf"
to Leyden the latter commented:
"Paah It, man, tell the fellow that I
hate blm, but dash him. he has written the
UNSYMPATHETIC PA.
Quet ven.es that have been published these
fifty years."
Sir Walter faithfully carried out his errand
"Pa," asked the Sweet Y'oung Thing, "can
aud had tor answer:
you tell me the best ten short poems?';
"Tell Ley den that I detest him. but I know
"I cannot," autwered pa. "How should J
the value of bis critical approbation."
know which are the ten shortest poems?"
rdy
THE RIGHT PROPORTION.
DYSPEPSIA,
t
Beggar Ain't ye got a quarter for a poor
Mr. Newwec "There is no use talking,
blind clmpT
won't eat any more of your cooking!"
Old Gentleman Why you are only blind in
Mrs. Newwed (tearfully) "And you you
one eye.
said you were willing to die for me,"
Beggar-- All
right, make It a dime then.
"But, Madam, there aie worse things than
death."
HIS Ll'CID EPFLANATION.
LACK OF COURTESY.
A man was explalng to his wife how the
telephone worked: "It is wonderfully sim"I'm beginning," said Senator Sorghum Inple; all you have got to do Is to grasp the ap dignantly, "to think that there's no such,
paratus with one hand and talk with the thing as senatorial courtesy."
other."
"What has happeued?"
"A colleague knew exactly how sugar was
going and refused to tell ma anything about
A SACRIFICE.
It."
course It surprised them somewhat.
A
Bottled beer tor family use, or keg Ot
The man who spoke did not look as If he
beer supplied at any time, delivery in were one of the holty-taltbut rather one
and his words sounded
"Poor Madite! Before her husband failed
the city free.
of the
she used to drive such an elegant
strange."
"Yes; and now she has a bicycle aad bloom"I must give up one of my clubs," he said,
a
man
in my position er suit and won't turn out for anything leas
even
for
possslble
is
"It
NORTH PACIFIC BREWERY to go too far In that line. One good club Is than a trolley car."
COME-DOW-
y,
turn-out.-
DON'T BUY PROPERTY
Until you hnve looked at a few bargains in Alderbrook.
Prices so low you can afford to take one or more.
Lots 2,
3
and
4
in block 22, and
1
and 2 in 33.
IN SUNNYMEAD
at that price, especially as
We have 10 lots ranging in price from $70 to $100, and tbey are excellent buys
the terms are very easy.
es
ne
"Old Hickory"
FOR FAMILIES
.Sew York Tribune.
and ABS0LUELY PURE
Razor Hack
Clams
Cahog Clams
Rock Oysters
Crabs
Mussels
Shrimps
and
Other Shell Fish
"Cream Rye"
Table Wines
Iluw a f'lr'i.utH.ct Vimtig Man and a nuper-aerrlcrWa.icr I'Hiat'l a Young W i man.
and Night
Niuiitny r'uptiilu Kd Florin, Arthur llrtH'k
nod K. J.Hnillh l.xik the arhooner.liinua mid
anllrd to the bell hiluy uml returned. A
wna blowing, wllh tin
th"Wi'"k. (lllllliitnl hnlda fifth phice, Willi atroiig
aiimill, an the nulla of the Jitnua w ere
.(. llitw kra, of Tiu'iinm, mtika alxth, wllh
nml
KppliiK
Hlglnr,
eloae-rwft'- d
,1.111.
Mnlr,
nvcriiKiMif
betoro Iravlng iini'bornge.
nn
nil FROM THE
"t the relurn, ufter Mitvlng the bell-buoKIHi-hn- r
fnllnw In the onler nmniil.
the
Inat
Italng
hli
rlnvi'lith,
la
I'ltib,
wua
ebbing
wua
tide
with mi lt foreo tlmt It
the Itond
OCEAN
wii.k'awore. Hwlgert, of Mitlliininnh. liimle found convenient to ahukeout Ihe reefa nud
lirmighl
BEACHES
Jil
mil
apiirl
gnini,
for
atuiid
home under full ennvua. The Jitnua
it hrllllmit
lilmarir lip to twelfth pUire, w ith Hli.'i' fiirTI anil a well for It bout of her build, nn la
giuiiea.-Dreitoiil- illl.
by the time ahe iimde frtun Ihe
Tun Compmiy'a dm'k to the bell buoy
iilnemllea. In one hour nud five iiilnulea.
MlaaMiiMin'a aenre nf 41 aloorl the teal or
ninny liiilh'" who Irlwl to rcin-- the "eor", tut
There In anitte talk niuong tho young men
It wim iliHiinod Inat Wedneailiiy. Mm. tlimn
tuaw.a, of building n
of tho olty,
lodki'ilaaiirowliiniT lu the aeventli ftniiie, aliMip yneht.with niiintlo
Eastern Oysters.
It In probuble, however, Hint
nml In the ninth hud an, but only iimde one In
Oysters and
lie
be
will
nothing
niluy
done
fore
ettaoit
the
the ti'iilh, rliiglug up 40 on tho bmrd. In the Beta In, but a fine bunt will be built thla winnnernooti Iho eoniiiiiror etime lu tho portion
nud tnunehiid In time for next auiuiuer'a
of Mra. Jngiilla, who hna bowled very eon- - ter
erulalng.
"Private Stock"
The Choicest
A DELICIOUS
rr
tvo wei'ka. CMtuniimra,
how lril tin giilht'ii
nil" flnlali, With H7D, glvn him llilnl plin-onml Mlmiuin la fourth, with t:l.:ll. He nmite n
giHti nn In In the two guiiua he howlril ilttrliiii
Proprietor
l,
t.r
now i.i m;.
....
.JAM EH KEATING,
AVE NATIONAL
GEORGE BARTLEY. Prop.
ASTORIA LtHD & IflVESTiVIET CO.,
388
Commercial Street.